Masturbation is nothing to be ashamed of. It's nothing to be particularly proud of, either.

I can't believe it! Reading and writing actually paid off!

My father was a really sharp cartoonist and filmmaker. He used to tape-record the family surreptitiously, either while we were driving around or at dinner, and in 1963 he and I made up a story about a brother and a sister, Lisa and Matt, having an adventure out in the woods with animals.

First you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women.

Actually, I've been working on a plan. During the exam, I'll hide under some coats, and hope that somehow everything will work out.

I have less to do with 'The Simpsons' every season, but I stick my nose in here and there. Basically, it's just trying to keep the characters consistent and making sure the show has a soul.

If God didn't want us to eat cows, why are they made out of meat?