Let's face it, all the good stuff happens after midnight.

You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try.' Homer Simpson

Everybody is clever, just in their own ways

You've got to embrace the future. You can whine about it, but you've got to embrace it.

I have to say that The Simpsons comes from a huge number of great writers headed by Al Jean, the show-runner, and the work that they do is really fantastic. It's a blast just to sit around with them in the writers' room and listen to all the filthy jokes that will never get on the air.

Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.

Masturbation is nothing to be ashamed of. It's nothing to be particularly proud of, either.