Because good writing in a TV cartoon is so rare, I think the animation on The Simpsons is often overlooked.

If people only knew how much I secretly hated them, they'd love me for holding it in.

I would prefer to listen to a French classical composer like Olivier Messiaen than to the pop hits of the day.

We've been running a little behind schedule. But only by about 15 years or so.

I thought I had an appetite for destruction, but all I wanted was a club sandwich.

When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all.

You toyed with my heart, like it was a toy heart. (Lisa Simpson)