I don't have to be careful, I've got a gun.

Well, most grown-ups forget what it was like to be a kid. I vowed that I would never forget.

We've been running a little behind schedule. But only by about 15 years or so.

I loved literary science fiction. In fact, as a kid, when I was reading science fiction, I thought 'I can't wait for the future when the special effects are good' to represent what was in these books by Arthur C. Clarke, Alfred Bester, Philip K. Dick, J.G. Ballard, Jack Vance.

Your cable television is experiencing difficulties. Please do not panic. Resist the temptation to read or talk to loved ones. Do not attempt sexual relations, as years of TV radiation have left your genitals withered and useless.

I'd be vegetarian if bacon grew on trees

I believe that children are our future. Unless we stop them now.