I think people who work in comedy and humor are hesitant to analyze it too much, because you feel like if you take it apart, you'll break it and not be able to put it back together again.

I didn't lie, I was writing fiction with my mouth.

The amazing thing about Freak Out! was that there was nothing quite like it in rock 'n roll at the time. It was really simultaneously crude and ugly, and incredibly sophisticated. The Beatles were funny, but there was nothing with the kind of sneer that you could feel in the music of Frank Zappa.

I always say that 'Futurama' is real, and 'The Simpsons' is fiction.

When DVDs finally disappear, I'm going to be sad. I'll miss the commentaries.

Aren't we forgeting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa.

Do my worst, eh? Smithers, release the robotic Richard Simmons." --Mr. Burns