How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?

Let's face it, all the good stuff happens after midnight.

If at first you don't succeed - give it up. It isn't worth the pain.

Keep your expectations tiny you'll go through life not so whiney.

Part of the fun of being alive is knowing that you're annoying the hell out of someone else.

Buy Space Ghost cereal, but don't eat the prizes.

I'm not going to stop torturing myself till I figure out the cause of my pain.