I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt, not that fancy store-bought dirt... I can't compete with that stuff.
This doesn't happen in America! Maybe Ohio, but not in America!" Homer Simpson
Me fail English? That's unpossible.
My standard comment is, If you don't want your kids to be like Bart Simpson, don't act like Homer Simpson.
Vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos.
Families are about love overcoming emotional torture.