It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day.

I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman. Homer Simpson

Homer no function beer well without.

The writers led by Mike Scully are fantastic. And they're creating original stories that not only don't repeat what we've already done, they also don't repeat anything I've seen on television.

You just have to keep in mind that the important relationship is the relationship with the audience. That's what I try to do. Everything else is secondary.

Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun.

The French are funny, sex is funny, and comedies are funny, yet no French sex comedies are funny.