Ah, sweet pity. Where would my love life be without it?

Since I was there in the very beginning, I know the history of the characters. So, I make comments about the tone and sometimes remind the writers that we've done that before.

I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman. Homer Simpson

I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals flaming.

I've loved science fiction ever since I was a little kid, mainly from looking at the covers of science-fiction magazines and books, and I've read quite extensively as an adult.

I know all those words, but that sentence makes no sense to me.

As astute followers of 'Life in Hell' will notice, Akbar and Jeff wear the same striped T-shirt as Charlie Brown. 'Peanuts' was very important to me.