Ah, sweet pity. Where would my love life be without it?

First you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women.

It's just hard not to listen to TV: it's spent so much more time raising us than parents have.

You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try.' Homer Simpson

People go into cartooning because they're shy and they're angry. That's when you're sitting in the back of a classroom drawing the teacher.

A lot of our writers, like Conan O'Brien, moved on to other things.

I also found child's play - stuff that was not considered serious, but goofy - was the stuff I liked to do, so I still do it as an adult.