If at first you don't succeed - give it up. It isn't worth the pain.
Public transportation is for jerks and lesbians.
When will people learn? Democracy doesn't work!" (Homer Simpson)
When you're as important as I am, getting your feelings hurt by me is almost an honor.
God often gives nuts to toothless people.
But we all had an agreement to let each other get away with everything! That's Capitalism!