When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all.

Aren't we forgeting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa.

Son, if you really want something in life, you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers.

When authorities warn you of the sinfulness of sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities.

Lisa: 'Do we have any food that wasn't brutally slaughtered?' Homer: 'Well, I think the veal died of loneliness.'

I may be biting off more than I can chew, but with 'The Simpsons' and with 'Futurama,' what I'm trying to do in the guise of light entertainment, if this is possible - is nudge people, jostle them a little, wake them up to some of the ways in which we're being manipulated and exploited.

If people only knew how much I secretly hated them, they'd love me for holding it in.