Ned, have you considered any of the other major religions? They're all pretty much the same.

Welcome to Suckersville, man.

I like the 'Simpsons' pinball machines. Those are pretty great.

Buy Space Ghost cereal, but don't eat the prizes.

I don't mind sharing the blame if she'll just admit she started it.

Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?

Did you hear something?" "No." "Did I hear something?" "...I don't know.