Ned, have you considered any of the other major religions? They're all pretty much the same.

The scary thing about the future... there will be tiny cameras everywhere, and they'll be flying around like mosquitoes and drones. That will be bad. Drones are scary. You can't reason with a drone.

A woman is like beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one!

I thought I had an appetite for destruction, but all I wanted was a club sandwich.

English? Who needs that? I'm never going to England.

When will people learn? Democracy doesn't work!" (Homer Simpson)

Most TV shows don't reward you for paying attention.