Ned, have you considered any of the other major religions? They're all pretty much the same.

I believe that children are our future. Unless we stop them now.

Everybody doesn't have to get every joke. People really appreciate not being condescended to.

The amazing thing about Freak Out! was that there was nothing quite like it in rock 'n roll at the time. It was really simultaneously crude and ugly, and incredibly sophisticated. The Beatles were funny, but there was nothing with the kind of sneer that you could feel in the music of Frank Zappa.

Sometimes people get mad at The Simpsons' subversive story telling, but there's another message in there, which is a celebration of making wild, funny stories.

Are we alone in an uncaring universe, or is God some kind of wiseguy?

Don't have a cow, man.