Being a good embalmer is a thankless job.

Oftentimes, what seems to be a street lunatic charging at me spouting gibberish turns out to be a devoted 'Simpsons' fan quoting their favorite line.

You know, the courts may not be working any more, but as long as everyone is videotaping everyone else, justice will be done.

Lisa: 'Do we have any food that wasn't brutally slaughtered?' Homer: 'Well, I think the veal died of loneliness.'

I didn't lie, I was writing fiction with my mouth.

Part of the fun of being alive is knowing that you're annoying the hell out of someone else.

I think there is a certain charm to the hand drawn image that I like. My problem with CGI is that it's so rich in texture that my eyes actually get tired. Everything is in focus down to the littlest leaf.