Being a good embalmer is a thankless job.

America's health care system is second only to Japan, Canada, Sweden, Great Britain, well ... all of Europe. But you can thank your lucky starts we don't live in Paraguay!

Ned, have you considered any of the other major religions? They're all pretty much the same.

I promise I'll do anything for you, especialy if it's easy. Homer Simpson

Me fail English? That's unpossible.

One of the things I would like to do is make up stories that I would have enjoyed when I was a kid. So, if I'm thinking about an audience, it's usually a younger version of myself.

If God didn't want us to eat cows, why are they made out of meat?