When you're as important as I am, getting your feelings hurt by me is almost an honor.

The French are funny, sex is funny, and comedies are funny, yet no French sex comedies are funny.

I had been drawing my weekly comic strip, 'Life in Hell,' for about five years when I got a call from Jim Brooks, who was developing 'The Tracey Ullman Show' for the brand-new Fox network. He wanted me to come in and pitch an idea for doing little cartoons on that show.

Think beer; drink beer.

A lot of people believe that if everybody just did what they were told - obeyed - everything would be fine. But that's not what life is all about. That's not real. It's never going to happen.

Most TV shows don't reward you for paying attention.

Buy Space Ghost cereal, but don't eat the prizes.