My standard comment is, If you don't want your kids to be like Bart Simpson, don't act like Homer Simpson.
Matt GroeningThe scary thing about the future... there will be tiny cameras everywhere, and they'll be flying around like mosquitoes and drones. That will be bad. Drones are scary. You can't reason with a drone.
Matt GroeningThe French are funny, sex is funny, and comedies are funny, yet no French sex comedies are funny.
Matt Groening