I want it to go on, but I want us to go out on top.

The world ends when I die. And as far as I'm concerned, the rest of the universe might as well call it a day too.

God often gives nuts to toothless people.

Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.

You can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once, and move on." Homer Simpson

A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments, soccer games, romances, best friends, location of friend's houses, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams. A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

It's just hard not to listen to TV: it's spent so much more time raising us than parents have.