I play a guy who is 40. And I am a very good actor, because I'm 41.

My favorite six words in recovery are: trust God, clean house, and help others.

I used to be a real prince charming if I went on a date with a girl. But then I'd get to where I was likely to have a stroke from the stress of keeping up my act. I've since learned the key to a good date is to pay attention on her.

I'm making plans to go away for a month to focus on my sobriety and to continue my life in recovery. Please enjoy making fun of me on the world wide web.

I learned to fall down early in life - I was like six - because I realized it was a way to make girls laugh.

They say that women like a man who can make them laugh, and I find that if you can make a woman laugh on the first and second dates, then you're doing well.

I would always be the kid that got in trouble in school, that's for sure, for joking around.