There's nothing better than a world where everybody's just trying to make each other laugh.

The key to sitcom success is miserable people. If you see a happy couple, it's just gone, like when Sam and Diane got together on Cheers.

Vicodin, I got addicted to that little pill. The reason I dont talk about it too much in the press is because it isnt funny, and I love to be funny in interviews. If you joke about that period in your life, it doesnt seem right.

I never really thought of myself as a physical comedian. But when I was a kid, I used to, you know, pretend to trip over things to make girls laugh in school and stuff like that. So I kind of learned how to fall without hurting yourself.

I learned to fall down early in life - I was like six - because I realized it was a way to make girls laugh.

I am fine with the fact that some of my hair is gray. If it was all gray overnight, that would be a scary thing.

So I'm reading a book on my new iPad, but can't the iPad read it for me? Do I have to do everything?