There's nothing better than a world where everybody's just trying to make each other laugh.

To be a comedian, you have to have some darkness behind it. I certainly draw on my past, and it helps.

Vicodin, I got addicted to that little pill. The reason I dont talk about it too much in the press is because it isnt funny, and I love to be funny in interviews. If you joke about that period in your life, it doesnt seem right.

Nine times out of 10, women don't want to fix a problem, they just want to be understood. I'll never get that.

The thing is, if I don't have sobriety, I don't have anything.

I'm just glad that the whole John Wayne persona of a man is sort of old school now, because I'd never be able to do that. If that was the going rate today, I wouldn't be working.

Like, my house has a nice view, because, you know, I was on 'Friends.'