I know Chandler is similar to me. But if you watched my life for a week, there would be many more boring parts.
Matthew PerryTo me, writing is remembering something funny that happened, or maybe something I said seven years ago.
Matthew PerryIf I could walk into the 'Friends' audition again and go or not go, I have to say it's 50-50.
Matthew PerryI used to be a real prince charming if I went on a date with a girl. But then I'd get to where I was likely to have a stroke from the stress of keeping up my act. I've since learned the key to a good date is to pay attention on her.
Matthew PerryI have insanely dorky taste. Basically, if you're a woman, and you're under any kind of emotional duress, and you sing a song, I will listen to it forever. It's odd being a 37-year-old heterosexual male who owns nothing but Sarah McLachlan and Tori Amos. But I'll go against that at first and play something boring like James Taylor.
Matthew Perry