I used to spend a lot of time just thinking about myself, thinking that the party started when I showed up.
Matthew PerrySo I'm reading a book on my new iPad, but can't the iPad read it for me? Do I have to do everything?
Matthew PerryWhen I was younger, I used humour as a tool to avoid getting too serious with people - if there was deep emotional stuff going on, then I would crack a joke to defuse the situation.
Matthew Perry