If I hadn't had the experience of being famous, I would have searched for it my whole life. I would have just gone on and on trying to find it.

I learned to fall down early in life - I was like six - because I realized it was a way to make girls laugh.

I need a woman to have a quirky sense of humor. There's a bunch of jokes I use, and if she doesn't get them, she's probably not for me.

Like, my house has a nice view, because, you know, I was on 'Friends.'

It's not foreign for me to be talking about my problems in circles.

I've been accused of not really paying attention to a sentence unless my name comes up in it twice.

I would like you all to give me a round of applause as I have not crashed my car in over 15 months.