I gravitate towards sort of broken characters who try to be better people.

Like, my house has a nice view, because, you know, I was on 'Friends.'

I was like: I'm going to ask her [Julia Roberts] out but I'm going to be very nervous about it. Then she said yes, I got even more nervous.

Women always think that I'm Chandler, so if I don't joke around for half an hour they think that something's wrong. Then I explain that I don't have comedy writers scripting everything I'm saying at this particular dinner.

In high school, my prom date fooled around with another guy - on prom night!

I would like you all to give me a round of applause as I have not crashed my car in over 15 months.

In a perfect world, my tennis game gets better. I have kids and a beautiful wife and live on some hill somewhere that's not in Los Angeles. And the script that Tom Hanks just barely turned down gets in my hands.