If there's a silence in a room I'll try to fill it as soon as humanly possible.

I am fine with the fact that some of my hair is gray. If it was all gray overnight, that would be a scary thing.

I never really thought of myself as a physical comedian. But when I was a kid, I used to, you know, pretend to trip over things to make girls laugh in school and stuff like that. So I kind of learned how to fall without hurting yourself.

I know Chandler is similar to me. But if you watched my life for a week, there would be many more boring parts.

I used to be a real prince charming if I went on a date with a girl. But then I'd get to where I was likely to have a stroke from the stress of keeping up my act. I've since learned the key to a good date is to pay attention on her.

I used to spend a lot of time just thinking about myself, thinking that the party started when I showed up.

In a perfect world, my tennis game gets better. I have kids and a beautiful wife and live on some hill somewhere that's not in Los Angeles. And the script that Tom Hanks just barely turned down gets in my hands.