If there's a silence in a room I'll try to fill it as soon as humanly possible.

When I die, I'd like 'Friends' to be listed behind 'helping people.'

I've been on a show before where I was on a billboard and then, after like three or four weeks, they took the billboard down and replaced it with nothing. Took my face down and put a white board up.

I don't have a very 'masculine' taste in music. I get a lot of heat from my friends about that.

I used to be a real prince charming if I went on a date with a girl. But then I'd get to where I was likely to have a stroke from the stress of keeping up my act. I've since learned the key to a good date is to pay attention on her.

I think if you look back at all those great comedies on television in the past, it's all lovable losers that gathered together - 'Taxi' and 'Cheers,' 'Seinfeld' and 'Friends.'

Nine times out of 10, women don't want to fix a problem, they just want to be understood. I'll never get that.