If there's a silence in a room I'll try to fill it as soon as humanly possible.

I certainly like the rumour that I was the father of Elizabeth Hurley's baby. It made me think I could impregnate women in a different way to everyone else. Elizabeth and I were never alone in a room together, so I must be a very powerful man indeed. Actually, I'm thinking of suing the baby!

There are two sides to being pigeonholed. There's, 'Oh, no, I'm going to be Chandler for the rest of my life,' but there's also the fact that getting to play Chandler opened up doors to me. It's now my job to find things that shake it up a little bit.

There's nothing better than a world where everybody's just trying to make each other laugh.

I have never really lived with anyone in my adult years. I just read my sports ticker. And 50 Shades of Grey.

Nine times out of 10, women don't want to fix a problem, they just want to be understood. I'll never get that.

'Friends' was a magical thing, and no one's going to ever have anything like that again.