Women always think that I'm Chandler, so if I don't joke around for half an hour they think that something's wrong. Then I explain that I don't have comedy writers scripting everything I'm saying at this particular dinner.

I learned a valuable lesson doing 'Mr. Sunshine,' which is that I didn't want to be in charge because it's too much. Being in charge and acting in every scene was just too difficult. It's like eating dinner in a moving golf cart every night.

Nine times out of 10, women don't want to fix a problem, they just want to be understood. I'll never get that.

I would always be the kid that got in trouble in school, that's for sure, for joking around.

I never really thought of myself as a physical comedian. But when I was a kid, I used to, you know, pretend to trip over things to make girls laugh in school and stuff like that. So I kind of learned how to fall without hurting yourself.

I would like you all to give me a round of applause as I have not crashed my car in over 15 months.

I gravitate towards sort of broken characters who try to be better people.