I never really thought of myself as a physical comedian. But when I was a kid, I used to, you know, pretend to trip over things to make girls laugh in school and stuff like that. So I kind of learned how to fall without hurting yourself.

Ninety percent of video game AI really is pretty damn bad. I think that's actually why it's so much fun to shoot things. Because the AI is so bad and the characters are so annoying.

I have never really lived with anyone in my adult years. I just read my sports ticker. And 50 Shades of Grey.

Like, my house has a nice view, because, you know, I was on 'Friends.'

After I got my first laugh on stage, I was hooked.

I'd say that on 'Friends' my character was the guy bouncing around the room. I'm no longer that guy, necessarily, in my life. I used to be. But I'm not now.

I loved playing Chandler. I grew up playing that part.