Nine times out of 10, women don't want to fix a problem, they just want to be understood. I'll never get that.
Matthew PerryWell, I was lucky enough to be involved in about 19 failures at an early age, so I'm realistic about the success I'm having and how quickly it can go away. What's important is to be smart about it.
Matthew PerryI would like you all to give me a round of applause as I have not crashed my car in over 15 months.
Matthew PerryI'm just glad that the whole John Wayne persona of a man is sort of old school now, because I'd never be able to do that. If that was the going rate today, I wouldn't be working.
Matthew PerryIf I could walk into the 'Friends' audition again and go or not go, I have to say it's 50-50.
Matthew PerryI certainly like the rumour that I was the father of Elizabeth Hurley's baby. It made me think I could impregnate women in a different way to everyone else. Elizabeth and I were never alone in a room together, so I must be a very powerful man indeed. Actually, I'm thinking of suing the baby!
Matthew Perry