Nine times out of 10, women don't want to fix a problem, they just want to be understood. I'll never get that.

I've just found out there are pages on the internet dedicated to whether I'm gay or not.

I was a very good tennis player in Ottawa, Canada - nationally ranked when I was, like, 13. Then I moved to Los Angeles when I was 15, and everyone in L.A. just killed me. I was pretty great in Canada. Not so much in Los Angeles.

I'd say that on 'Friends' my character was the guy bouncing around the room. I'm no longer that guy, necessarily, in my life. I used to be. But I'm not now.

To me, writing is remembering something funny that happened, or maybe something I said seven years ago.

The goal is to have to do the shot again because the camera guy shook a little bit as he was laughing. Without that happening, I'm not happy because there's nothing better for me than a world that everybody's just trying to make each other laugh.

The thing is, if I don't have sobriety, I don't have anything.