I am fine with the fact that some of my hair is gray. If it was all gray overnight, that would be a scary thing.

I certainly like the rumour that I was the father of Elizabeth Hurley's baby. It made me think I could impregnate women in a different way to everyone else. Elizabeth and I were never alone in a room together, so I must be a very powerful man indeed. Actually, I'm thinking of suing the baby!

There's nothing better than a world where everybody's just trying to make each other laugh.

I'm very, very jealous of guys who just go and decide to party and then can work the next day.

I would always be the kid that got in trouble in school, that's for sure, for joking around.

I've just found out there are pages on the internet dedicated to whether I'm gay or not.

I think if you look back at all those great comedies on television in the past, it's all lovable losers that gathered together - 'Taxi' and 'Cheers,' 'Seinfeld' and 'Friends.'