I am fine with the fact that some of my hair is gray. If it was all gray overnight, that would be a scary thing.

I would always be the kid that got in trouble in school, that's for sure, for joking around.

'The Whole Nine Yards' I liked right away. It was kind of a dark comedy at first. And just the idea of being in a movie with Bruce Willis was pretty exciting.

I need a woman to have a quirky sense of humor. There's a bunch of jokes I use, and if she doesn't get them, she's probably not for me.

I'm just glad that the whole John Wayne persona of a man is sort of old school now, because I'd never be able to do that. If that was the going rate today, I wouldn't be working.

If there's a silence in a room I'll try to fill it as soon as humanly possible.

Chandler's the guy everybody thinks will do well with women, but he thinks too much and says the wrong thing.