I loved playing Chandler. I grew up playing that part.

I have a well-documented history of trouble with intimacy.

They say that women like a man who can make them laugh, and I find that if you can make a woman laugh on the first and second dates, then you're doing well.

I have never really lived with anyone in my adult years. I just read my sports ticker. And 50 Shades of Grey.

In a perfect world, my tennis game gets better. I have kids and a beautiful wife and live on some hill somewhere that's not in Los Angeles. And the script that Tom Hanks just barely turned down gets in my hands.

I got sober because I was worried I was going to die next year.

It's not foreign for me to be talking about my problems in circles.