I am a mass of contradictions.

Harry Potter achieved a very special act of actual magic: it made it completely acceptable for an adult to carry around, read and enjoy a childrens book.

I realize Jubilee is a bit of a stripper name. You probably think I have heard the call of the pole.

Nothing was quite like it was supposed to be.

I read two mysteries a day when I was a kid. All of Agatha Christie, all of 'Sherlock Holmes.' I've seen every single British detective show ever made.

I ran like a thing that runs.

Sometimes it is worth any amount of suffering just to prevent giving your parents the opportunity to be right.