Acting requires absorption, but not self-absorption and, in the actor's mind, the question must always be 'Why am I doing this?,' not 'How am I doing it?

My idea of a good work-out is two hours spent worrying about the bags under my eyes.

Acting requires absorption, but not self-absorption and, in the actor's mind, the question must always be 'Why am I doing this?,' not 'How am I doing it?

I've discovered over the years that if my hair is all right, then generally speaking, so am I.

As for blondes having more fun, well, let me dispel that rumor forever. They do.

Chutzpah' is best defined as a small boy peeing through someone's letter box, then ringing the doorbell to ask how far it went.

Jewish Alzheimer's is forgetting everything except a grudge.