I've discovered over the years that if my hair is all right, then generally speaking, so am I.
As for blondes having more fun, well, let me dispel that rumor forever. They do.
Jewish Alzheimer's is forgetting everything except a grudge.
My idea of a good work-out is two hours spent worrying about the bags under my eyes.
A tortoise is, I suppose, a Jewish pet. It knows its place. Out on the lawn. It doesn't bark. It doesn't tear the Dralon.
Chutzpah' is best defined as a small boy peeing through someone's letter box, then ringing the doorbell to ask how far it went.