Are you sitting comfortably? Then get up. This is no time for sloth.
As for blondes having more fun, well, let me dispel that rumor forever. They do.
Acting requires absorption, but not self-absorption and, in the actor's mind, the question must always be 'Why am I doing this?,' not 'How am I doing it?
Jewish Alzheimer's is forgetting everything except a grudge.
Did you ever meet a mother that complained that her child phoned her too often? Me neither.
What does a Californian make for dinner? Reservations.