Jewish Alzheimer's is forgetting everything except a grudge.
What does a Californian make for dinner? Reservations.
You know the worst thing about oral sex ? The view.
Did you ever meet a mother that complained that her child phoned her too often? Me neither.
A tortoise is, I suppose, a Jewish pet. It knows its place. Out on the lawn. It doesn't bark. It doesn't tear the Dralon.
Are you sitting comfortably? Then get up. This is no time for sloth.