You know the worst thing about oral sex ? The view.
As for blondes having more fun, well, let me dispel that rumor forever. They do.
I've discovered over the years that if my hair is all right, then generally speaking, so am I.
Are you sitting comfortably? Then get up. This is no time for sloth.
Chutzpah' is best defined as a small boy peeing through someone's letter box, then ringing the doorbell to ask how far it went.
Did you ever meet a mother that complained that her child phoned her too often? Me neither.