What does a Californian make for dinner? Reservations.
I've discovered over the years that if my hair is all right, then generally speaking, so am I.
My idea of a good work-out is two hours spent worrying about the bags under my eyes.
Chutzpah' is best defined as a small boy peeing through someone's letter box, then ringing the doorbell to ask how far it went.
You know the worst thing about oral sex ? The view.
Jewish Alzheimer's is forgetting everything except a grudge.