Living well is the best revenge.If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.

Robert Benchley has a style that is weak and lies down frequently to rest.

Laughter puts your brain, your central nervous system and your whole being into a state of free play.

People who demand neutrality in any situation are usually not neutral but in favor of the status quo.

Patriotism is one of the unalterable facts of man's nature. It is a virtue if you like it, and a vice if you don't like it.

There is truth in the high opinion that in so far as a man conforms, he ceases to exist.

A smile is the universal welcome.