Living well is the best revenge.If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.

People who demand neutrality in any situation are usually not neutral but in favor of the status quo.

Humor is a kind of emotional chaos told about calmly and quietly in retrospect.There is always a laugh in the utterly familiar.

There is truth in the high opinion that in so far as a man conforms, he ceases to exist.

Patriotism is one of the unalterable facts of man's nature. It is a virtue if you like it, and a vice if you don't like it.

It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense of humor.

He [P.G.Wodehouse] is I believe, the only man living who speaks with equal fluency the American and English languages.