Living well is the best revenge.If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.

I don't know why it is we are in such a hurry to get up when we fall down. You might think we would lie there and rest for a while.

He [P.G.Wodehouse] is I believe, the only man living who speaks with equal fluency the American and English languages.

Patriotism is one of the unalterable facts of man's nature. It is a virtue if you like it, and a vice if you don't like it.

There is something self-defeating in the too-conscious pursuit of pleasure.

Laughter is, after speech, the chief thing that holds society together.

Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails. And a tail is an awkward thing to laugh with, as you can see by the way they bend themselves half double in extreme hilarity trying to get that rear-end exuberance forward into the main scene of action. What puts man on a higher stage of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end.