Robert Benchley has a style that is weak and lies down frequently to rest.

Laughter is, after speech, the chief thing that holds society together.

He [P.G.Wodehouse] is I believe, the only man living who speaks with equal fluency the American and English languages.

People who demand neutrality in any situation are usually not neutral but in favor of the status quo.

Classic art was the art of necessity: modern romantic art bears the stamp of caprice and chance.

The defining function of the artist is to cherish consciousness.

Living well is the best revenge.If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.