People who demand neutrality in any situation are usually not neutral but in favor of the status quo.

He [P.G.Wodehouse] is I believe, the only man living who speaks with equal fluency the American and English languages.

The defining function of the artist is to cherish consciousness.

A joke is not a thing but a process, a trick you play on the listener's mind. You start him off toward a plausible goal, and then by a sudden twist you land him nowhere at all or just where he didn't expect to go.

Living well is the best revenge.If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.

A smile is the universal welcome.

The real guarantee of freedom is an equilibrium of social forces in conflict, not the triumph of any one force.