A joke is not a thing but a process, a trick you play on the listener's mind. You start him off toward a plausible goal, and then by a sudden twist you land him nowhere at all or just where he didn't expect to go.
Living well is the best revenge.If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.
It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense of humor.
Laughter is, after speech, the chief thing that holds society together.
Robert Benchley has a style that is weak and lies down frequently to rest.
Emotion is the surest arbiter of a poetic choice, and it is the priest of all supreme unions in the mind