I feel like I'm a drag queen.

I was a loud child, and if my mother sang to me, I would be quiet.

If my time with my kids is shorter than it was yesterday, it's better than nothing.

I'm always learning when I'm surrounded by great people. In every experience, I feel like I'm learning. I'm not like, "Oh good. I'm done! I don't have to learn anymore."

Most of my life I didn't feel very normal. There's definitely been some moments where I feel like, all right, I've finally graduated and I'm a normal lady.

I've been writing joke songs since I was a kid and it served me well at S.N.L. I can write those in my sleep. In fact, I have.

Lord knows I had what you could call many fashion Don'ts in my day.