Megan Fox Quotes

There's a million people I could name who are more deserving of the parts that I get and the life that I'm living.

I have the libido of a 15-year-old boy...

I feel like if you are with someone through the process of pregnancy and delivery, if nothing else, there is such an incredible amount of respect that would lead into some sort of love in one way or another.

When you become a celebrity, the world owns you and your image.

I've come to the realization that if I don't feel like sharing, then I'm just not going to share. But I'm not going to go out of my way to mislead people or keep them at a distance, because that doesn't really get me anywhere either.

I'm smart and I can be really funny and interesting and I can go toe-to-toe with anybody in a conversation.

I think I'm a different kind of role model for young girls.

I didn't get along with Lindsay Lohan on Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen, but you have to consider that we were 16-year-old girls...From what I've experienced, women aren't good friends to one another. When guys want to hang out with you because your personality is badass, women immediately hate you.

My biggest regret is that I've assisted the media in making me into a cartoon character. I don't regret what has happened to me, but I regret the way I have dealt with it.

I have a lot more fun making comedies because there's a levity on the set, and I find it difficult to go to work and, you know, cry for 12 hours.

I feel much safer with girls, so I felt more comfortable kissing her in the movie than kissing any of the other people that I had to kiss.

I'm the biggest nerd - I love comic books and stuff like that! I don't have any friends who are actresses. I only had one girlfriend when I was growing up. Most of my friends were boys. I was such a tomboy. I enjoyed doing guy things.

I have a mouth and I'm not afraid to use it.

I like to be open with journalists and I like to be honest. I hate being disingenuous because that's really uncomfortable for me; I don't excel at doing that.

I'm self-loathing, introverted, and neurotic.

When I talk about my husband, I feel as if people roll their eyes. It's like when you're 16 and order a martini, and the waiter says, 'Do you think I'm stupid?'. They can't grasp that I'm old enough to be married.

I can cook, but I also want everything to look beautiful on the plate - then I get upset when people eat it. Everyone just tears through it, and that makes me sad. It's not a rewarding experience for me to cook.

I have to feel like I'm in control of my body.

I've actually stopped tinting my windows because the paparazzi look for trucks and cars with supertinted windows.

I'm one of those people who fiercely guards their privacy, so I hate doing interviews.

I like funny guys and those, for some reason, tend to be nerdy guys.

Try and stay away from dairy - especially if you're a woman! It's really hard on your hormones.

When you think about it, we actors are kind of prostitutes. We get paid to feign attraction and love. Other people are paying to watch us kissing someone, touching someone, doing things people in a normal monogamous relationship would never do with anyone who's not their partner. It's really kind of gross.

I have no friends and I never leave my house.

People compare me to Angelina Jolie, and she's so serious and stoic. I'm the opposite.

The things that happen in your life are either your choices or opportunities and lessons the universe has put before you. Life on earth is like college and we're all just trying to pass the courses.

I think that I'm so psychotic and so mentally ill that if I could tap into that I could do something really interesting.

Social media has changed everything in our world. The collective humanity, as it was, has such a voice these days, and that's never really existed before.

There are a couple of different types of food I eat a lot. I was raised in the South, in Tennessee, so I’m going to go with comfort food, soul food. I would probably start with collard greens and candied baby carrots and then have some biscuits and white gravy - and for dessert, probably blackberry cobbler.

Almost everything I say, no matter how innocent my intentions are, seems to get sort of manipulated and sensationalized and turned into some ridiculous news story.

I don't know if you're ever prepared for public scrutiny. I don't know if you can even mentally prepare yourself for it. But it is part of the job. It's maybe not the most pleasant part but I get to experience so many other things that I shouldn't be able to experience. So, that's the trade-off.

If you eat Chinese food, your farts come out like Chinese food. If you eat Mexican food, your farts come out like Mexican food. And milk, it’s like - you can smell the warmth in the fart. My wardrobe on Transformers always smells like farts, and I have no idea why.

When I was 14, I thought I was the coolest kid in school because I told everyone the jokes in FHM.

I'm not going to win an Oscar anytime soon. I'm not Meryl Streep.

You have to assume everything is going to end up online, even if you're alone in a hotel elevator.

In the past, I've been reluctant to share any bits of truth about myself or to really let people in on my reality. So I have said some things to throw people off the scent of what's really going on in my life. So I have sort of aided the media in printing these misconceptions, which I regret.

What people don't realize is that fame, whatever your worst experience in high school, when you were being bullied by those ten kids in high school, fame is that, but on a global scale, where you're being bullied by millions of people constantly.

We live in this world where loosing our phones are more dramatic than loosing our virginity.

I would say most people assume that I'm not very smart or educated or earnest, because I have this image that I'm sort of narcissistic, chasing attention, and wanting people to like me. It makes me laugh because I've done plenty of interviews and when you read the article from beginning to end you can see that I'm not your typical music video model.

Sometimes I say things that I think are obviously sarcastic and people take them quite literally.

I definitely have some kind of mental problem and I haven't pinpointed what it is.

Boys in their twenties are a waste of time. They have nothing to offer conversationally; they're immature. I feel like I have a better shot with someone in his thirties.

I think all women in Hollywood are known as sex symbols. That's what our purpose is in this business. You're merchandised, you're a product. You're sold and it's based on sex. But that's okay. I think women should be empowered by that, not degraded.

I've never been a big believer in formal education.

I loved 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.' It was such a big part of my childhood.

I don't want to have people get completely sick of me before I've ever even done something legitimate.

There are a lot of people who think celebrities shouldn't complain, that the photography is just a price to pay for having this career. I guess that's bizarre. What they don't understand is that this is all stuff that's really new.

I have to really enjoy someone's personality, not just their looks, before I'll kiss them.