Every human being has hundreds of separate people living under his skin.
Judd Apatow is pretty good, both as a producer and as a director.
Don’t be stupid, be a smarty / Come and join the Nazi Party!
I always thought it was great to be able to make people feel better. It was a little like being God.
You cannot have fun with anything that you don't love or admire or respect.
When I was a little boy, I thought when I grew up I would talk Yiddish. I thought little kids talked English, but when they became adults, they would talk Yiddish like the adults did. There would be no reason to talk English anymore, because we would have made it.