Sir, I have seen your film and it is vulgar! Madame, my film rises below vulgarity.

Cat angels are the reason there are no mice angels.

I only direct in self-defense.

Critics can't even make music by rubbing their back legs together.

Creative people should always be striving, they should always be hungry, they should be looking for the next place to go.

American sex is generally straight. It happens at 11 o'clock Saturday night. In the rural areas, it happens at nine and it happens pretty fast. Got to get up the next morning, especially if there're kids. Can't make noise, either, wake the kids.

I like Chris Rock. He's dangerous.