I'm always stunned when I find out people like Roosevelt and Tolstoy weren't Jewish. How could I love them so much?
That's it baby, if you've got it, flaunt it.
Tolstoy was the most gifted writer who ever lived. It's like he stuck a pen in his heart and it didn't even go through his mind on its way to the page.
Bad taste is simply saying the truth before it should be said.
Life literally abounds in comedy if you just look around you.
Rhetoric does not get you anywhere, because Hitler and Mussolini are just as good at rhetoric. But if you can bring these people down with comedy, they stand no chance.