A lot of music is mathematics. It's balance.

I knew it... I'm surrounded by assholes!

I have always been a huge admirer of my own work. I'm one of the funniest and most entertaining writers I know.

It's good to be the king.

The brilliance of Max Brooks is that he always quotes authorities at the back of his books that never existed. Like a Russian professor he made up that validates a story or character.

Comedy is serious - deadly serious. Never, never try to be funny! The actors must be serious. Only the situation must be absurd. Funny is in the writing, not in the performing. If the situation isn't absurd, no amount of joke will help.

Making a movie is like making an ocean voyage, and the script is your ship.