Never let the guy with the broom decide how many elephants can be in the parade.
Priorities Are Like Arms; If You Think You Have More Than A Couple, You’re Either Lying Or Crazy.
Come back, paragraphs. America needs you.
People with tiny glasses and costly shoes can always find a couple of hours to explain how you did it all wrong.
Make the time to be scared of more interesting things.
When you die, no one's going to remember what iPhone you had.