No one would argue against the fact that L.A. leads the country in opportunities for being hip and pretentious.

Men who have a lot of charm have it in place of something real that you are eventually going to want from them and find that they do not have.

whenever I encountered a slide show titled 'Eight Diet Foods That Pack on the Pounds' or 'Celebrity Fashion Fails,' I'd have to stop and investigate because hey, it might be information I'd need in some unforeseeable future where I had become, for some reason, a fat celebrity.

It's surely no accident that there are horoscopes in Vogue, Glamour, Mademoiselle, Woman, New Woman, Elle and Cosmo ... but not Sports Illustrated, GQ, Esquire, Field & Stream or Guns & Ammo.

Men, as a general rule, shy away from therapy because there is no obvious way to keep score.

My dogs, the only creatures on the planet marked by my singular nurturing imprint, have all turned out to be rude and self-absorbed. In all likelihood, if they were children instead of dogs, I would have foisted more Charlie Sheens or Kardashians onto our crumbling culture.

No one would argue against the fact that L.A. leads the country in opportunities for being hip and pretentious.