Ive read an awful lot of books, Ive read alot of awful books

I am in so many movies that are on TV at 2:00 a.m. that people think I am dead.

I'm a sort of boy next door. If that boy has a good scriptwriter.

I want to stick around with the big boys. I don't want to be in the old folks home.

I see myself as 38, but you don't notice it.

There's quite a lot of bad stuff written about me. My wife even says a lot of bad stuff about me. But she is wonderful.

My understanding of women goes only as far as the pleasures.