When you look at the number of stupid people who have succeeded in business, you clearly don't have to be very bright. Business is all about getting your sales up and your costs down, the bit in the middle is profit.

We think passengers who forget to print their boarding passes should pay €60 for being so stupid.

Ryanair's biggest achievement? Bringing low fares to Europe and still lowering em. Biggest failure? Hiring me.

Anyone who thinks Ryanair flights are some sort of bastion of sanctity where you can contemplate your navel is wrong. We already bombard you with as many in-flight announcements and trolleys as we can.

We want to annoy the whenever we can. The best thing we can do with environmentalists is shoot them.

We should try to eliminate things that unnecessarily piss people off.

University is the best couple of years of your life. Nowhere else can you drink and chase as many birds.