The European Union spends most of its time either suing me, torturing me, criticizing me or condemning me for lowering the cost of air travel all over Europe.

We think passengers who forget to print their boarding passes should pay €60 for being so stupid.

We want to annoy the whenever we can. The best thing we can do with environmentalists is shoot them.

Are we going to say sorry for our lack of customer service? Absolutely not.

The airline industry is full of bullshitters, liars and drunks. We excel at all three in Ireland.

The police force were outstanding in their field. But all they did was stand in their field. They kept passengers on board while they played with a suspect package for two and three quarter hours. Extraordinary.

Why does every plane have two pilots? Really, you only need one pilot. Let's take out the second pilot. Let the bloody computer fly it.