University is the best couple of years of your life. Nowhere else can you drink and chase as many birds.

‎‎‎‎Short of committing murder, negative publicity sells more seats than positive publicity.

It reminds me of two drunks leaning on each other.

I should get the Nobel peace prize - screw Bono.

Do we carry rich people on our flights? Yes, I flew on one this morning and I'm very rich.

The most influential person in Europe in the last 20 to 30 years has been Margaret Thatcher. Without her we'd all be living in some French bloody unemployed republic.

Ryanair's biggest achievement? Bringing low fares to Europe and still lowering em. Biggest failure? Hiring me.