University is the best couple of years of your life. Nowhere else can you drink and chase as many birds.

The airline business is it is mostly run by a bunch of spineless nincompoops who actually don't want to stand up to the environmentalists and call them the lying wankers that they are.

University is the best couple of years of your life. Nowhere else can you drink and chase as many birds.

We should try to eliminate things that unnecessarily piss people off.

The most influential person in Europe in the last 20 to 30 years has been Margaret Thatcher. Without her we'd all be living in some French bloody unemployed republic.

Ryanair's biggest achievement? Bringing low fares to Europe and still lowering em. Biggest failure? Hiring me.

I have more money than I am ever going to need. Financially, I'm fine for the next couple of hundred years.