I'm disrespectful towards authority. I think the prime minister of Ireland is a gobshite.

It reminds me of two drunks leaning on each other.

Air transport is just a glorified bus operation.

The airline industry is full of bullshitters, liars and drunks. We excel at all three in Ireland.

The police force were outstanding in their field. But all they did was stand in their field. They kept passengers on board while they played with a suspect package for two and three quarter hours. Extraordinary.

I should get the Nobel peace prize - screw Bono.

The chattering bloody classes, or what I call the liberal Guardian readers, they're all buying SUVs to drive around London. I smile at these loons who drive their SUVs down to Sainsbury's and buy kiwi fruit, flown in from New Zealand for Christ sakes. They're the equivalent of environmental nuclear bombs!