I'm disrespectful towards authority. I think the prime minister of Ireland is a gobshite.

We need more people to go into business and fewer wasting our lives becoming bureaucrats and civil servants.

I'm here with Howard Millar and Michael Cawley, our two deputy chief executives. But they're presently making love in the gentleman's toilets, such is their excitement at today's results.

Anyone who thinks Ryanair flights are some sort of bastion of sanctity where you can contemplate your navel is wrong. We already bombard you with as many in-flight announcements and trolleys as we can.

She's coming here with Aer Lingus.

We should try to eliminate things that unnecessarily piss people off.

Ryanair brings lots of different cultures to the beaches of Spain, Greece and Italy, where they couple and copulate in the interests of pan-European peace.