All flights are fuelled with Leprechaun wee and my bullshit!
If drink sales are falling off, we get the pilots to engineer a bit of turbulence. That usually spikes sales.
Short of committing murder, negative publicity sells more seats than positive publicity.
It reminds me of two drunks leaning on each other.
Air transport is just a glorified bus operation.
Ryanair brings lots of different cultures to the beaches of Spain, Greece and Italy, where they couple and copulate in the interests of pan-European peace.