Trump's last name is an omen that he'll win the Republican nomination, since "trump" means "triumph." One might suggest that this will constitute the triumph of insanity over reason, except that none of the other Republican candidates make any sense either. Trump just makes them seem less crazy by comparison.

C'm'on lefties! Admit that Trump has been very tough on China. He has been especially tough on Chinese kids who slave away in sweatboxes, making his clothing lines.

When I was being bullied, I had to learn not to judge myself by the opinions of intolerant morons. Then I felt much better.

President Obama contends that charges he is "not really an American" have been trumped up by you-know-who.

There's no better tonic for other people's bad ideas, than to think for oneself.

Trump appeals to the disaffected by loudly trumpet-ing what they want to hear: other people are always the problem, and the solution is to either put them in their proper place or get rid of them.

If God is good half the Bible is libel.