What do you call a comedian who runs for president? A trump card.
Teddy Roosevelt spoke softly and carried a big stick; Donald Trump speaks loudly and carries a big shtick.
If God is good half the Bible is libel.
If brevity is the soul of wit then brevity and levity are the whole of it.
Abbesses' recesses are not for excesses!
Love is either wholly folly, or fully holy.