Even Donald Trump's hairpiece is fed up with his insults and says it now supports Bernie Sanders. When Trump found out, he sobbed

Trump appeals to the disaffected by loudly trumpet-ing what they want to hear: other people are always the problem, and the solution is to either put them in their proper place or get rid of them.

Life's saving graces are love, pleasure, laughter ... wisdom, it seems, is for the Hereafter.

Epigrams delight us into wisdom.

What do we get when the Donald exposes his enormous ass? A trump roast.

It's not that every leaf must finally fall, it's just that we can never catch them all.

Many presidents have believed in God, but Donald Trump evidently believes that he is God.